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Viktor Seromen @AwesomeIam

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Posted by AwesomeIam - October 11th, 2009


Don't care about anything anymore...
Don't know what to do...
Don't know where to go...
Someone just fucking shoot me...


Posted by AwesomeIam - August 23rd, 2009


It's pretty great! I don't know about animating it though... anyone interested?


Posted by AwesomeIam - August 19th, 2009


Since you never gave a damn in the first place,
Maybe it's time you had the tables turned
'Cause in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved
And the verdict is guilty...

...MAN NEARLY KILLED ME
Steppin' where you fear to tread
Stop, drop and roll
You were dead from the git-go!
Big mouthfucker, stupid cocksucker
And if you're scared of me now, then you're dumber than I thought
Always is, and never was
Foundation made of piss and vinegar
Step to me, I'll smear ya
Think I fear ya? Bullshit!
Just another dumb punk chompin' at this tit
Is there any way to break through the noise?
Was it something that I said that got you bent?
Gotta be that way if you want it
Sanity, literal profanity hit me!

"Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out" (x2)

Maybe it's the way you gotta spread a lotta rumor fodder
Keepin' all your little spies and leaving when you realize
Step up, fairy
I guess it's time to bury your ass with the chrome
Straight to the dome
You heard me right, bitch, I didn't stutter
And if you know what's good, just shut up and beg, brother
Backstab - don't you know who you're dissin'?
Side swipe,we know the Ass that your kissin'
Bigity-biggidy bitch boy, halfway hauser
Don't hear shit cuz It keeps gettin' louder
Come on, and get a face full 'o tactic
Lipping off hard, going home in a basket
You got no pull, no power, no nothin
Now you start shit?
Well, ain't that something?
Payoffs don't protect, and you can hide if you want
But I'll find you, comin' up behind you!

Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out (x2)

'Bout time I set this record straight
All the needlenose punchin' is making me irate
Sick o' my bitchin' fallin' on deaf ears
Where you gonna be in the next five years?
The crew and all the fools, and all the politix
Get your lips ready, gonna gag, gonna make you sick
You got dick when they passed out that good stuff
BAM!
Are you sick of me?
Good enough, had enough!

"Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies!" (x7)
"Fuck me! I'm all out of enemas!"

"Spit it out
All you wanna do is drag me down
All I wanna do is stamp you out" (x2)

"Spit!" (x4)
Spit... it out!


Posted by AwesomeIam - August 9th, 2009


See what I got?!?

Awesome I Am!


Posted by AwesomeIam - August 7th, 2009


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Posted by AwesomeIam - July 24th, 2009


I won't be able to finish it until possibly next year!

I'll start posting comics weekly to cheer you guys up!*

Starting next week.**

*I may miss a few weeks.
**If I remember. >.<

--Crabtree-teh_vampKING

p.s. Keep rockin'!
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p.s.s. Meet my rabbit FLUFFY!!!

Having to Majorly Delay the Release of My Sonic Game!


Posted by AwesomeIam - June 16th, 2009


New sonic game is on its way. Check out the image below... This game will rock your socks!

New Game


Posted by AwesomeIam - June 4th, 2009


Yup


Posted by AwesomeIam - June 3rd, 2009


The following is intended for Christians, but this discussion is open to anyone.

I do agree that we should not judge them, but I still think homosexuality is wrong.

If you read Genesis chapter 19 it says God destroyed a city because they were having sex with other men. Try reading Leviticus 18:22 and Romans 1:26-27 as well. You will find that homosexuality is wrong. (If you are a Christian) Whether they go to hell or not, I don't know. Only God can judge.


Posted by AwesomeIam - May 23rd, 2009


My sister went to Costa Rica with her Spanish class for two weeks and now she's finally back!

I have an EddsWorld parody comic to celebrate! ^_^

My Sister's Back From Costa Rica