He's teaching my English class for a couple of weeks after we get back from Christmas break. I've had him as a teacher already for about a fortnight and he's been driving the class mad! I find it morbidly hilarious.
He claims he was a comedian, but I don't much believe him. Though it would explain his habit of ranting randomly about topics pulled from thin air.
He's one of those nerds that go to comic book conventions. (Not saying there's anything wrong with that.)
Mr Carte may possibly be the BIGGEST douche bag I've ever met. God help his future students and God help me for the rest of the semester. (Though I do have a break from him over Christmas.)
He continuously argues with the class. I actually enjoy arguing with him though.
Have you ever wished you weren't automatically on first name terms with a teacher? That's almost how I feel except he calls me by my nickname given to me by my friends back in seventh grade. MY LAST NAME IS CRABTREE @$$HOLE!!! NOT CRABS!!!
The worst thing about him is his smart comments. He's such a smart alec that he actually, at one time, had me convinced that he actually misunderstood the most simple concept conceivable by a young woman in the tenth grade.
Nobody really likes this guy. Every chance they get, my class will talk about how much they hate him behind his back.
Now that I think of it, Mr. Carte may end up reading this! He is a nerd, after all, and may visit this site. He has mentioned that he once Google searched his name just for $#*+'s and giggles, so maybe he'll come across it. Maybe I should, but I really don't care.

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Hope to write again soon,
Your #1 Dirty Jew Fan,
Vladimir Crabtree